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Sept. 24 For People With Short Attention Spans

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UCLA @ Colorado: Boo and...Who?

 

Oregon @ Washington State: What do they call that place? The Papoose?

 

Arizona @ California: "In front of a crowd consisting of family members...

 

USC @ Oregon State: My Lord, if ever both teams could lose.

 

Utah @ Arizona State: "Hey! The coaches office is empty! And he's the only one with keys to the stadium!

 

Utah @ Stanford: If there is a God in Heaven, the trees find a way.

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On 9/24/2022 at 9:02 AM, Duckpop22 said:

UCLA @ Colorado: Boo and...Who?

 

Oregon @ Washington State: What do they call that place? The Papoose?

 

Arizona @ California: "In front of a crowd consisting of family members...

 

USC @ Oregon State: My Lord, if ever both teams could lose.

 

Utah @ Arizona State: "Hey! The coaches office is empty! And he's the only one with keys to the stadium!

 

Utah @ Stanford: If there is a God in Heaven, the trees find a way.

Might want to check those last two lines. I don't think Utah can play both ASU and Stanford on the same day in football?

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Gah, I botched the punch line. That's why I'm too old to do this anymore. Obviously, it should have read Stanford at Washington. If there's a God in Heaven the Trees find a way. Now, if you will pardon me I will go stick my head in the oven.

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The short attention span is very real; it is something we deal with on the forum and how we structure our FD articles.  It is only eight seconds for the typical web reader, and the average attention span for a Goldfish is nine seconds!

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On 9/24/2022 at 10:50 AM, Duckpop22 said:

Gah, I botched the punch line. That's why I'm too old to do this anymore....

Nope...I can't tell you how many times I have had to edit my posts because I made a mistake in them.

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