Between IPAs, the results of B1G and Big games will be updated.

Taking a Week 13 Nap - No. 2 Indiana, prepping for a test at Poor Doo.

No. 5 Texas Tech, waiting to do battle with a guy once known as Rich Rod.

No. 6 Ole Miss, walking on head coach eggshells and hoping not to break an egg in Stark-Vegas.

No. 19 Virginia, waiting on a visit from a VA Tech team that will have to wait a year to see if its investment of all those Franklins in Franklin will pay off.

Might as well be taking a nap.

No. 3 Texas A&M -54.5 (!!!) vs. Sam's Ford Dealership.

Attention, Mascot Reveille - You can run. And you can hide.

Congratulations on being a good doggy and dodging (sorry, Sam's Ford) No. 4 Georgia, No. 6 Ole Miss, No. 8 Oklahoma, No. 10 Alabama, No. 14 Vanderbilt, and No. 20 Tennessee.

But you can't run from Bevo and a game against Heisman front-runner Golden Archie. Right?

No. 5 Georgia -43.5 vs. (Frankly, My Dear,) Charlotte, (I don't give a damn about this game.)

Scarlett's body bag would have cost a couple of million more. 🤑Compared to A&M, this game is a throw, er, toss-up.🤮

No. 10 Alabama -50.5 vs. Eastern Illinois - A perfect OOC game for Kalen and Penn State next season?

We finally found an Ill wind that blows totally, completely, undoubtedly, and absolutely no good.

Warning: Fans attending these SEC 'games' will not register on The Get a Life Meter.

See you tomorrow, goodness willing, and my stock of IPAs don't run dry.

Go Ducks! Ruin the life of Riley. 😁

Who knew that a win over Bama would lead to a seminal fall?

NC State 21 - FSU 11. Will 5-6 FSU Swamp the Gators and go bowling?

UNLV 9-2, gave Hawaii a 38-10 Aloha. UCLA? Bob Chesney, not Dan Mullen?

Dan did well as HC of the Gators before getting sideways with a booster or 5 over recruiting issues before the portal and NIL arrived.

He should be moving on up.

Truck the Trojans!