Between IPAs, the results of B1G and Big games will be updated.

Taking a Week 13 Nap - No. 2 Indiana, prepping for a test at Poor Doo.

No. 5 Texas Tech, waiting to do battle with a guy once known as Rich Rod.

No. 6 Ole Miss, walking on head coach eggshells and hoping not to break an egg in Stark-Vegas.

No. 19 Virginia, waiting on a visit from a VA Tech team that will have to wait a year to see if its investment of all those Franklins in Franklin will pay off.

Might as well be taking a nap.

No. 3 Texas A&M -54.5 (!!!) vs. Sam's Ford Dealership.

Attention, Mascot Reveille - You can run. And you can hide.

Congratulations on being a good doggy and dodging (sorry, Sam's Ford) No. 4 Georgia, No. 6 Ole Miss, No. 8 Oklahoma, No. 10 Alabama, No. 14 Vanderbilt, and No. 20 Tennessee.

But you can't run from Bevo and a game against Heisman front-runner Golden Archie. Right?

No. 5 Georgia -43.5 vs. (Frankly, My Dear,) Charlotte, (I don't give a damn about this game.)

Scarlett's body bag would have cost a couple of million more. 🤑Compared to A&M, this game is a throw, er, toss-up.🤮

No. 10 Alabama -50.5 vs. Eastern Illinois - A perfect OOC game for Kalen and Penn State next season?

We finally found an Ill wind that blows totally, completely, undoubtedly, and absolutely no good.

Warning: Fans attending these SEC 'games' will not register on The Get a Life Meter.

See you tomorrow, goodness willing, and my stock of IPAs don't run dry.

Go Ducks! Ruin the life of Riley. 😁

Who knew that a win over Bama would lead to a seminal fall?

NC State 21 - FSU 11. Will 5-6 FSU Swamp the Gators and go bowling?

UNLV 9-2, gave Hawaii a 38-10 Aloha. UCLA? Bob Chesney, not Dan Mullen?

Dan did well as HC of the Gators before getting sideways with a booster or 5 over recruiting issues before the portal and NIL arrived.

He should be moving on up.

Truck the Trojans!

No. 1 TOSU finds no Ruts on the road to a PO repeat.

TOSU 42 - The No Good Knights, 9.

No. 3 A&M chose Shirts, and defeated the Sam's Ford Dealership Skins by a lot to a little.

However, Sam's Skins escaped with a cover.😁

Call the COPS?

Before getting Smart and calling off the Dawgs, No. 4UGA MUGA'd Charlotte.

No. 13 MIA TCB at VT, 34-17, but the Canes PO hopes may not be Golden and could be Domed?

22 Mo, don't come around Norman, OK, No Mo, OK?

No. 8 OK 17 - MO 6 - BUT, 1 Eli did win today - Yale 45 - Harvard 28

Yale advances to the FCS PO. Harvard could be an AL selection.

The Ivy League playing in the postseason? CFB Apocalypse Now! 🥴

WAZZU: lost by 3 at No. 6 Ole Miss, by 2 at No. 19 UVA, and today, 20 to 24 at JMU. And by 3 at Beavis? 🤪

Yes, it was DeBoering, but even an Ill win ...

No. 10 AL - 56 - Somewhere in the Land of Lincoln, ZIP.

No wonder Gophers are not Wild about Cats.

6-5 and now bowl eligible Northwestern 38 - 6-5 Minnesota 35.

The No. 14 Commodores didn't Stoops, and stayed on tack vs Kentucky.

45-3 Vandy with a Q to go. I'm calling it. Extra rations of grog all around for Don Diego and friends!

Show them No Mercer! Auburn 🤬62 - Mercer, looking for extra body bags, 17.

Bama, next Saturday, no Tide to worry about, but watch out on The Plains.

The No. 18 Wolverines don't turtle in Maryland. 45-20 Michigan with a couple of minutes left.

A B1G game will be played in Annie's Arbor next Saturday.

No. 17 Bevo's in Hog Heaven after another classic SEC smash mouth, take no prisoners classic struggle between two great Ds.

Bevo 52 - Hogs 38

But, A&M is coming with every intention of Aggievating U, Mister T.

Dearest Ducks, I finally had the eggs to check the score; yes, I'm a wimp, for sure!

No. 7 Garbage Pile 42 - We Love (for some unknown reason) LA 27.

Waste Washington!