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WEEK 13 (Gulp!) Committee Top 25 Games in a Nutshell

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Between IPAs, the results of B1G and Big games will be updated.

Taking a Week 13 Nap - No. 2 Indiana, prepping for a test at Poor Doo.

No. 5 Texas Tech, waiting to do battle with a guy once known as Rich Rod.

No. 6 Ole Miss, walking on head coach eggshells and hoping not to break an egg in Stark-Vegas.

No. 19 Virginia, waiting on a visit from a VA Tech team that will have to wait a year to see if its investment of all those Franklins in Franklin will pay off.

Might as well be taking a nap.

No. 3 Texas A&M -54.5 (!!!) vs. Sam's Ford Dealership.

Attention, Mascot Reveille - You can run. And you can hide.

Congratulations on being a good doggy and dodging (sorry, Sam's Ford) No. 4 Georgia, No. 6 Ole Miss, No. 8 Oklahoma, No. 10 Alabama, No. 14 Vanderbilt, and No. 20 Tennessee.

But you can't run from Bevo and a game against Heisman front-runner Golden Archie. Right?

No. 5 Georgia -43.5 vs. (Frankly, My Dear,) Charlotte, (I don't give a damn about this game.)

Scarlett's body bag would have cost a couple of million more. 🤑Compared to A&M, this game is a throw, er, toss-up.🤮

No. 10 Alabama -50.5 vs. Eastern Illinois - A perfect OOC game for Kalen and Penn State next season?

We finally found an Ill wind that blows totally, completely, undoubtedly, and absolutely no good.

Warning: Fans attending these SEC 'games' will not register on The Get a Life Meter.

See you tomorrow, goodness willing, and my stock of IPAs don't run dry.

Go Ducks! Ruin the life of Riley. 😁

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Who knew that a win over Bama would lead to a seminal fall?

NC State 21 - FSU 11. Will 5-6 FSU Swamp the Gators and go bowling?

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UNLV 9-2, gave Hawaii a 38-10 Aloha. UCLA? Bob Chesney, not Dan Mullen?

Dan did well as HC of the Gators before getting sideways with a booster or 5 over recruiting issues before the portal and NIL arrived.

He should be moving on up.

Truck the Trojans!

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No. 1 TOSU finds no Ruts on the road to a PO repeat.

TOSU 42 - The No Good Knights, 9.

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No. 3 A&M chose Shirts, and defeated the Sam's Ford Dealership Skins by a lot to a little.

However, Sam's Skins escaped with a cover.😁

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Call the COPS?

Before getting Smart and calling off the Dawgs, No. 4UGA MUGA'd Charlotte.

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No. 13 MIA TCB at VT, 34-17, but the Canes PO hopes may not be Golden and could be Domed?

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22 Mo, don't come around Norman, OK, No Mo, OK?

No. 8 OK 17 - MO 6 - BUT, 1 Eli did win today - Yale 45 - Harvard 28

Yale advances to the FCS PO. Harvard could be an AL selection.

The Ivy League playing in the postseason? CFB Apocalypse Now! 🥴

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WAZZU: lost by 3 at No. 6 Ole Miss, by 2 at No. 19 UVA, and today, 20 to 24 at JMU. And by 3 at Beavis? 🤪

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Yes, it was DeBoering, but even an Ill win ...

No. 10 AL - 56 - Somewhere in the Land of Lincoln, ZIP.

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No wonder Gophers are not Wild about Cats.

6-5 and now bowl eligible Northwestern 38 - 6-5 Minnesota 35.

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The No. 14 Commodores didn't Stoops, and stayed on tack vs Kentucky.

45-3 Vandy with a Q to go. I'm calling it. Extra rations of grog all around for Don Diego and friends!

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Show them No Mercer! Auburn 🤬62 - Mercer, looking for extra body bags, 17.

Bama, next Saturday, no Tide to worry about, but watch out on The Plains.

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The No. 18 Wolverines don't turtle in Maryland. 45-20 Michigan with a couple of minutes left.

A B1G game will be played in Annie's Arbor next Saturday.

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No. 17 Bevo's in Hog Heaven after another classic SEC smash mouth, take no prisoners classic struggle between two great Ds.

Bevo 52 - Hogs 38

But, A&M is coming with every intention of Aggievating U, Mister T.

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Dearest Ducks, I finally had the eggs to check the score; yes, I'm a wimp, for sure!

No. 7 Garbage Pile 42 - We Love (for some unknown reason) LA 27.

Waste Washington!

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Make no K State - No. 12 Utah 51 - K State 47.

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Faith, Hope, and Charity, right?

No. 9 Notre Dame 70 - Syracuse 7.

USC, drop ND on its Domer, please?

Troy should be and could be 9-2 and in the PO mix, if it played Stanford or Cal, or even UNLV, instead of playing ND in a monsoon. Make the B1G money and not the Irish money.

And ACC Commish Jim Phillips, wake the 🤬up!

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TCU heads home to Fort Worth, and does not need to go back to No. 23 Houston, Houston, Houston.

Horned Frogs 17 - Hosed and Exposed Houston, 14

This game is a perfect example of why there should not be a ranking of 15, not 25.

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That's a Narduzzi, Hon. Pitt 42 - No. 16 Georgia Tech 28. Pitt defeats MIA at home next Saturday, and the Panthers will qualify for the ACC champ game.

No. 21 Illinois 10 - Wisconsin 27 - Please stop Badgering ranked Big Ten teams!

Iowa 20 - Smitty 17. A B1G (maybe) win for OBD's SOS.

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No. 20 Tennessee Volunteers score a rare win at Florida, 31 - 11. See you later, alligators.

This win sets up an interesting game vs. 2-loss Vandy in Knoxville next Saturday.

And a not-so-interesting game when FS Who? visits Gainesville next Saturday.

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Blew BY U Cincinnati! No. 11 BYU and QB Bear 26 - Bearcats 14

The presence of an Adult Cheerleader couldn't help UNC get up for the win.

Duke 32 - Billy Bob's 25

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Without its 1st-string QB, No. 25 ASU still beat the Devil out of CU 42 -17.

No. 24 Tulane left Philly with a 37-13 win over Temple, and also left nothing in the collection plate.

After shucking Nebraska 37-10, 5-6 Penn State is only one Rutgers game away from bowl eligibility!

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Last and definitely least - In the Pacific time zone, Huskies don't barf 🤮,

They bite.

UW 48 - Even with a Skipper, UCLA is rudderless and ridiculous - 14

Neuter the Huskies!

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