This guy doesn't know how

and Tennessee didn't have a clue

But this article will teach you all you need to know to be a Bag Man. from bannersociety.com

Wow.  Good thing this isn't going on now!  (I just hope it is not at Oregon)

 To the NCAA its like tax evasion was for the FBI against Al Capone and his buddies. However, Alabama will never get slammed as did USC.