Count on WSU to 'Coug it?' Saturday Spoof!

[Charles Fischer]

My FishDuck Friends, 

 

This week's Saturday Spoof of our opponent will publish on Friday instead of Saturday.  With the game starting at 1:00 PM Saturday...I want everyone to have a full day to enjoy the whack at Washington State by Alan.  Do look for the link in the forum, as all FishDuck articles are.

 

Pass it along to your friends, but warn Cougar fans to avoid this article so they don't get their dander up! If they insist on reading it--tell them to have salve on hand for the 3rd degree burns that ensue.

 

This is an astounding new feature for the two sites that will be universally loved by all Oregon fans, as we all want to have a laugh. Humor is the one more commonality we all share as devoted Ducks; we all love humor...especially when it is at the expense of our opponents.

 

Many of you know of the extraordinary posts of Axel, the pseudonym of Alan, who writes our new Saturday Spoofs. It is incredibly hard to write something funny, and yet he makes it look almost routine. His takedown of USC and their fans was a form of artistry you rarely get to experience, and his skewering of Georgia and the SEC in this article will likely become legendary.

 

BYU fans are still wincing at the spanking they received last week from Alan. What fun!

 

And he will be doing that every Saturday during football season?  Whew!  We are all familiar with friendly trash-talking, but Alan takes the evisceration of an opponent to a level of quality and precision that you will not read anywhere else.  

 

Opponent fans?  Steer clear of his Saturday article concerning your team for your own peace of mind.  Oregon fans? Send his weekly Saturday Spoof article link to your Oregon friends and tell them to look for Alan's Saturday Spoofs on Game Day mornings. They are an epic treat to start the day involving Our Beloved Ducks, and can provide laughs at your tailgate.

 

Do not drink coffee while reading his articles; we are not responsible for burned nasal cavities that come from the involuntary reactions to Alan's work. (Did he really just write that about Oregon's opponent? Yikes!)

 

We all have our gifts, and we are fortunate to have Alan share his with our readership.