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Sounds like a plan. Leaving

What this article fails to reveal is that the Washington Huskies are the reason for the transfer portal. It takes a typical Husky football or basketball player just three days on campus before he frantically bolts from his dorm room, jumps into Lake Washington, and furiously tries to swim away.

 

The United Nations Human Rights Council and the NCAA came up with the transfer portal to save Husky athletes from the shame, humiliation, and degradation of being stuck with the ugliest colors and the most overrated academics, and playing their entire college lives in front of the most hideous fans.

 

Now every dawg can have its day—and run away from Washington like smart dawgs should.

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