Guest Axel No. 1 Share Posted April 13, 2022 Who: Our Beloved Ducks vs. Those Two-Left-Thumbed, Mangy, Witless Washington Huskies What: Pac-12 Baseball. It Was in the Headline--What Are Ya, A Dopey Husky Fan? When: Thursday, 7:05 p.m.; Friday, 2:05 p.m.; Saturday, 2:05 p.m. and Don’t Ask Again or We’ll Know You’re One of Those Brainless Husky Fans Where: That Sludgepit Up There in That Horrible State Immediately North of Oregon Ballpark Capacity: 2,200 deranged psychotics (minus the number of opposing fans, who are normal in every respect, since they will be rooting like mad against the Huskies, calling them every dirty name in the book, and screaming “Kill the umpire!” should any call go in Washington’s favor.) TV: Pac-12 Networks Radio: Oregon Sports Network Hologram Vision: Not Invented Yet--Be Patient, For God’s Sake If you’ve never been to a baseball game at the decrepit home of the Washington Huskies, it’s something that should definitely remain on your bucket list, for eternity plus a day. Without further ado, we now present the “Top 10 Fan Experiences” at Husky Ballpark: 10. None of those stupid boats like they have at football games 9. Real mustard, real tomato ketchup, and real poodle meat in the hot dogs 8. No restrooms. But a fire hydrant in every section 7. Rain, hail, maybe snow, sleet, more rain, and an outside chance of a baseball game 6. Mandatory leashes on anyone wearing a “W” 5. Seventh-inning scratch—Huskies and fans stand and itch themselves in very naughty places 4. Kibble in place of Crackerjack 3. Harry the Husky put out of his misery 2. The singing of “Take Me Home From This Ball Game” 1. Free deworming for all those morons in purple Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Fischer Administrator No. 2 Share Posted April 13, 2022 Another outstanding post by Axel....love it! Don't even THINK about beating the Ducks! Mr. FishDuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
30Duck Moderator No. 3 Share Posted April 13, 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Fischer Administrator No. 4 Share Posted April 13, 2022 Huge, huge, HUGE for the rest of the season. If he had been healthy and available vs. UCLA...maybe all those one-run losses don't happen? 1 Mr. FishDuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Fischer Administrator No. 5 Share Posted April 13, 2022 I do NOT understand the third starter.... Mr. FishDuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICamel No. 6 Share Posted April 13, 2022 On 4/13/2022 at 2:19 PM, Charles Fischer said: I do NOT understand the third starter.... Your starting pitchers usually progress from the best and down from there. In this instance, Coach Wasikowski feels Gordon gives his Ducks the best opportunity for a win. Ayon is his next best starter to go longer innings in a game. Stoffal, while just coming back from injury, is a starter that needs the work (and hopefully confidence builder) and has a strong bullpen to back him up. My two cents. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck 1972 No. 7 Share Posted April 13, 2022 Just need them to go 5 innings. Go Ducks Fly High. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
