Halting Husky Happiness...Makes My Day

[Charles Fischer]

I am not sorry, although I should be ashamed at having so little nobility in victory.  But sweeping the Huskies in Baseball really helps our team stay up in the standings.  Later tonight...the Ducks will tied in the number of losses with Oregon State and the two of us will be at the top of the conference.

 

Sweeping Utah when we did was HUGE, because they are catching fire now.  (Beat Arizona two-out-of-three!)  And sure....we needed a little luck to pull out the last game with the Huskies but...

 

Huskies SHOULD be on the

WRONG END of things...

[Charles Fischer]

Comments from the Skipper...        (He is much more gracious than I)

 

 

[ICamel]

Is it OK to have a "man crush" for Coach Wasikowski?

[Guest Axel]

Way to go, Ducks! But we also need to give a shout-out to ICamel, our fearless, ever-faithful baseball correspondent, who keeps us right on top of all the Ducks baseball action.

 

If not for ICamel's excellent reporting, we would have had to drive up to that laughably tiny dump that the Huskies foolishly claim is a ballpark--and freeze half to death.

 

Here are the Top 10 Things That ICamel Saved Us From Experiencing

 

10.  Pneumonia after the first inning

 

  9.  Dog hair in the hot chocolate, dog fur in the coffee, dog doo in the kettle corn

 

  8.  Splinters in the arse, tetanus in a week

 

  7.  Frostbite by the fourth inning

 

  6.  Husky logs in their cruddy restrooms

 

  5.  One whole day among Husky fans--the most crazed, berserk, unhinged lunatics on Earth

 

  4.  Hypothermia by the seventh inning

 

  3.  Harry the Husky spreading rabies

 

  2.  Extra innings in Husky Ballpark equal to eternity in Hell

 

  1.  Purple hats, purple hoodies, purple pants, purple hair, and purple teeth

[Vandownbytheriverduck]