Duckpop22 No. 1 Share Posted September 24, 2022 UCLA @ Colorado: Boo and...Who? Oregon @ Washington State: What do they call that place? The Papoose? Arizona @ California: "In front of a crowd consisting of family members... USC @ Oregon State: My Lord, if ever both teams could lose. Utah @ Arizona State: "Hey! The coaches office is empty! And he's the only one with keys to the stadium! Utah @ Stanford: If there is a God in Heaven, the trees find a way. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICamel No. 2 Share Posted September 24, 2022 On 9/24/2022 at 9:02 AM, Duckpop22 said: UCLA @ Colorado: Boo and...Who? Oregon @ Washington State: What do they call that place? The Papoose? Arizona @ California: "In front of a crowd consisting of family members... USC @ Oregon State: My Lord, if ever both teams could lose. Utah @ Arizona State: "Hey! The coaches office is empty! And he's the only one with keys to the stadium! Utah @ Stanford: If there is a God in Heaven, the trees find a way. Might want to check those last two lines. I don't think Utah can play both ASU and Stanford on the same day in football? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckpop22 Author No. 3 Share Posted September 24, 2022 Gah, I botched the punch line. That's why I'm too old to do this anymore. Obviously, it should have read Stanford at Washington. If there's a God in Heaven the Trees find a way. Now, if you will pardon me I will go stick my head in the oven. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Fischer Administrator No. 4 Share Posted September 24, 2022 The short attention span is very real; it is something we deal with on the forum and how we structure our FD articles. It is only eight seconds for the typical web reader, and the average attention span for a Goldfish is nine seconds! Quote Mr. FishDuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICamel No. 5 Share Posted September 24, 2022 On 9/24/2022 at 10:50 AM, Duckpop22 said: Gah, I botched the punch line. That's why I'm too old to do this anymore.... Nope...I can't tell you how many times I have had to edit my posts because I made a mistake in them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
