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Duckies 35 Fuskies 24 1 Turnover 4 Sacks (6 fewer than last year) 177 Yds Passing

Oregon wins Quackers 37 Condoms 22 2 Turnovers 3 Sacks 209 YDS Passing

I wish there were a way to keep the Cleveland Browns from drafting any more Oregon Ducks. Ever.

Yay it's not raining!

The average of our score predictions for this game, rounded to nearest full point, has the Ducks winning 28-15. Just in case anyone gives a Damn.

Ducks win 20-13 2 TO 4 Sacks 186 Yds Passing

Well the highlight video won't take long to watch.

Maybe the MVP today will be the punter.

Do the Ducks play today?

Ducks show mercy, still win handily. 44-7 2 turnovers (1 apple, 1 raspberry) 2 sacks 188 yards passing

krsmqn almost had that, except for ducks taking a knee

Thank you. I'm not last as usual.

What a thrilling 4th quarter.

Glad I looked.

Ha ha ha ha bye bye Mario.

Ducks come out with guns blazing, win 52-9 3 Turnovers 4 Sacks 19O Yards Passing

And my fingernails were just growing back.

7 sacks is what I wanted to say.

Ducks win 31-20 Turnovers: 1 Sacks: The number had by each wife of a man I met as I was going to St. Ives Passing yards: 236

This makes me think of a game years back against Cal, where buckets of "Bear Tears" were coming down. Fortunately I was home warm and dry at the time.

We want 'Bama! Or whoever. Whomever?

I have no fingernails left.