BeaverStateDuck

Glad I looked.

Ha ha ha ha bye bye Mario.

Ducks come out with guns blazing, win 52-9 3 Turnovers 4 Sacks 19O Yards Passing

And my fingernails were just growing back.

7 sacks is what I wanted to say.

Ducks win 31-20 Turnovers: 1 Sacks: The number had by each wife of a man I met as I was going to St. Ives Passing yards: 236

This makes me think of a game years back against Cal, where buckets of "Bear Tears" were coming down. Fortunately I was home warm and dry at the time.

We want 'Bama! Or whoever. Whomever?

I have no fingernails left.

QUACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta keep my streak of worst predictions going, so... Ducks 85 Nittanies 4 1/3 5 TO 4.56 sacks 8 inches passing

Ducks win 54 to minus 7 (Beavers so bad they score a negative touchdown) 2 TO 3 Sacks 179 pass yards

Beaver fan (after the game)..."What's the fastest way back to Corvallis"? Duck fan..."Just keep going downhill".

I wonder if the Ducks were affected by the horrendous crowd noise in the first half.

This is a letdown for sure. But a win is a win. Hope the Ducks play better against the Reser Rats next week.

Oregon 62-20 1 turnover 4 sacks 1 million yards passing

Oregon 38-15 1 TO 233,498 Sacks 186 yds passing

Ducks 52-16 1 1 404

I recently discovered the root cause of my football anxiety...all the time-outs, breaks and commercials. So I did the DVR trick for the University of Oregon/Oregon State University Pacific-12 Conference annual National Collegiate Athletic Association football rivalry game. (Sure wish there were a shorter name for that game). I then watched a stress-free beatdown of the Reser Rats. Plus I had control of the replays instead of cursing what they chose to show me.

Ducks only need to beat 3 likely undefeated top 4 teams and they will be national champions. Piece of cake!

Oregon, 38-24, 1, 2, 290

I would not mind, as long as you mean Corvallis, Oregon, and not Eugene, Oregon.