Utki

He should declare for the weight room especially lower body work first and foremost.

Is it illegal for any Altman team to know how to inbound?

More like still navigating the fall out of the departure of the assistant coach that was the juice.

Why do we call them Lady Ducks if we don't call the men's team Gentleman Ducks?

A slow start in the playoffs is a very generous interpretation of what occurred.

Maybe he can start to do something called passing it down the field more than 3 yd at a time that would be revolutionary. Also passes to the flats where our receivers never block correctly are really not enjoyable to watch a thousand times a season.

Ol' Snack Bell must have a personal motto of "Eat All Day"

He will go wherever he can make the most money. I can't believe Jerry Jones would bring in such a horrendous coach and spotlight-taker. But we shall see.

Wasn't Aaron Brooks during the Altman era? That guy...

Bosef did us proud.

That's such good news. Road wins are often a precious commodity.

For me, the two worst obliterations ever of really good Oregon football teams have been Lanning's first and last games. Georgia and Ohio State could have piled up 60 to 70 points on us with ease.

Fart noises

Once a Duck...unless scumbaggery is involved.

Nah, mostly true. Of course exceptions exist but mostly true. Why? Who knows.