woundedknees

I musta been impaired... Thought I'd hop a freight, but woke up on a slow boat to China! Curses... Shanghaied, again!

Anyone else ready to see SMU kick the gold leaf tooth out of a leprechaun's grin?

"They're GRrrrrrr8!"

The lad needs room for haulling his boys to the buffet! FEAST ON, OBD!

Welp, uh, (burp), thash a revolting deevelupmink!

Better take my wife along for the sandwich... I heard her in the next room, intensely muttering , "Get a pick, Get a PICK!"

I'm headed to Jersey Mike's to celebrate!

Secure this kickoff, wherever it lands!

Wasted sack...

Timely Sack, that!

Spanking Frankly, I'm ready for a good, clean, DUCK game!

RipdCrowBait. If that's all they got, Oregon has two HUGE advantages... Dan Lanning, and the DUCK!!!

Oregon 35-20 2 3 275

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GAPS!!! E<sec>PN uses a compensator? Who knew?

Didn't Chip Kelly once say something like, "I'm not leaving... Unless Tahiti has a college program!"

Maybe $tewart'$ head was turned by Riley's incredible record developing NFL ready, dominant, defensive line talent...

Good Grief, can you imagine this team, if N'Faly Dante had been allowed another season? This team, as assembled, has scary potential. If they develop and mature the way many of Altman's past squads have shown, the potential is through the roof!

"They ain't paying me enough to put up with this.. this, er, 'Hack,Kaff...' ferschlugginer dawg crap!"

C'mon, man! Riley just needs to land in a spot where he can SHINE... Something besides the seat of his pants!

Not the first ex-Longhorn to end up being wro... er, not so accurate!

BOOM!

Don't worry... It might make a place for Day to see the light!

I have never seen any true logic in a 12 team format. * made sense, but 12 only ensured the existing former power teams had a larger piece of the pie, and leaves the door open to a massive game of down south hosing.

Why is it I know more about proper spelling than 97.4% of the currently available 'spell-check' programs out there?