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If a Dawg Barks Alone in a Washington Forest....Does it Make Any Noise?

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Oh brother....Georgia fans are very proud of their "Dawg" label, and were curious if the Huskies tried to make a claim to the same spelling?  (I can't make this stuff up!)

 

 

 

 

 

No, it is just a Husky barking alone....and I recognize that bark...it is one of being "frightened."

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There are a lot of things the dawg program can be proud of, unfortunately none of them happened on the field for the mens programs.

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The best part of the tweet is the #BowDown, cuz that is exactly what they do.

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I say they should just roll with fuskies.

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Of course, the main difference is that in the Northwest, it is pronounced dogs and at uw, they didn't know how to spell it. 

 

Whereas in Georgia, they are phonetically spelling it the way it pronounced (don't worry, I don't expect any uw grads to understand this second sentence).

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That is a great question, Charles. Any sound emanating from Washington, including Mark Emmert, can most accurately be classified as "noise"  A sound, especially one that is loud or unpleasant, or causes disturbance. 

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UW was killing it in men's 8-oared shells back in the 1920s. Nothing much has happened since then, I believe.

 

Maybe the bow down thing is just really a description of how one of the shells sank.

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Far as I can tell the pups have 4 team NCAA Championships one is questionable and the Ducks have 34. Hard to find the lonesome howlers actual stats. So the answer is NOOOOooozz”

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They'll play the Kansas City Jayhawks for the men's pickle ball championship! 

 

Woof woof 

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On 4/5/2022 at 1:01 PM, Just Ducky said:

Far as I can tell the pups have 4 team NCAA Championships one is questionable and the Ducks have 34. Hard to find the lonesome howlers actual stats. So the answer is NOOOOooozz”

They have eight National Championships and yes, Oregon has 34.  Imagine if it was reversed?  They would be claiming that Oregon should not even be their league...

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On 4/5/2022 at 1:52 PM, Charles Fischer said:

They have eight National Championships and yes, Oregon has 34.  Imagine if it was reversed?  They would be claiming that Oregon should not even be their league...

The wouldn't be claiming anything, they would be offended we are part of their little elitist country club. They would then ask the help to have our programs escorted out the the premises. That is the problem with how the dawgs think.

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Some things are almost too ridiculous to comment on. However, there is nothing too ridiculous to say about those perverted, demented dipsticks otherwise known as the Washington Huskies.

 

Let me get this straight. A whiny Washingtonian is claiming trademark infringement of a ludicrous dog nickname of a ludicrous dog nickname.

Don’t get us wrong. The nickname “Huskies” fits the University of Washington like a hellish monsoon fits Seattle. Like Husky footballers, Husky dogs are harder to train than a flea circus.

 

Worse, Husky animals are notorious for getting lost and ending up in dog shelters--just like Husky lost-soul Hope Solo ended up last week in a people kind of shelter. So yes, the Huskies nickname does fit. It’s rabid, 24/7 madness in wretched Washington.

 

So who in their right mind wants to trademark a nickname of that asinine Huskies nickname? And who wants to be called a dawg? Call your wife a dawg, and inside half an hour, you’ll find your clothes on the front lawn, soon followed by a divorce filing.

 

A trademarked “dawg” equates to zero Husky wins and zero championships. In that sense, it makes perfect sense, for the nonsensical losers up north. Leave it to the Huskies and their idiotic fan base to lose sight of what’s important—like winning—and to embrace the most deranged ideas in this sector of the multiverse, while the rest of us laugh until our spleens ache.

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On 4/5/2022 at 12:17 PM, Steven A said:

Of course, the main difference is that in the Northwest, it is pronounced dogs and at uw, they didn't know how to spell it. 

 

Whereas in Georgia, they are phonetically spelling it the way it pronounced (don't worry, I don't expect any uw grads to understand this second sentence).

Of course, they is got more academically prowess in Seattle

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And to answer the question, if one of the perple pooches barks in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make noise?  I dunno, but when it poops out there, whether anyone is around to smell it or not, it still stinks

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The only image UW should be filing for trademark is a ‘dawg’ chasing its own tail.

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