FishDuck Article Administrator No. 1 Share Posted October 8, 2022 Another delightfully funny article by Alan Lohner! Our pregame entertainment. Snakes and scorpions-oh my! Let's Give Arizona Back to its Original Owners FISHDUCK.COM Football belongs in the Arizona Territory like beach volleyball belongs in North Dakota. Wipe away that put-on scowl. You know I'm right. And... 1 2 1 1 Two Sites: FishDuck and the Our Beloved Ducks forum, The only "Forum with Decorum!" And All-Volunteer? What a wonderful community of Duck fans! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandownbytheriverduck No. 2 Share Posted October 8, 2022 I was forced by security to walk in front of the student section and got chew spit dumped on me. Fortunately the Leo’s saw the little twat grabbed him. He resisted and blew his knee out in the process. The cops asked if I wanted to press charges. “No”, but can I say something to him. I said. Every rep in rehab say Quack Quack. ....and Ducks use Horses and mules too! Lol 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Log Haulin No. 3 Share Posted October 8, 2022 On 10/8/2022 at 6:15 AM, Vandownbytheriverduck said: I was forced by security to walk in front of the student section and got chew spit dumped on me. Fortunately the Leo’s saw the little twat grabbed him. He resisted and blew his knee out in the process. The cops asked if I wanted to press charges. “No”, but can I say something to him. I said. Every rep in rehab say Quack Quack. ....and Ducks use Horses and mules too! Lol I will see your four and raise you 596 more 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Fischer Administrator No. 4 Share Posted October 8, 2022 Another incredible Spoof by Alan...whew! There are so many jokes, so many swipes at the Wildcats that I suggest reading more than once! Mr. FishDuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic No. 5 Share Posted October 8, 2022 Alan brings fun to the sport and helps us to see it in a proper light. These are a hoot to read. Thanks for posting this Charles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haywarduck Moderator No. 6 Share Posted October 8, 2022 Great article, and writing. I have a feeling this one might sum up todays experience for the Arizona fans. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic No. 7 Share Posted October 8, 2022 (edited) I hope Haywarduck is right with this one. Az does sport the Conference's best DB and he's back from injury finally. And we all know how Nix can sometimes make a bad throw... I hope he continues with the running portion of his contribution to yardage. Edited October 8, 2022 by Mic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith72 Moderator No. 8 Share Posted October 8, 2022 Alan, another funny spoof! I've trained myself not to sip coffee while reading. Thanks for all the good humor! Your reference to "bear down" gives new meaning: "But here’s the worst part: while the medics are wheeling the nearly decapitated Golden Bears player off the field, two hoodlums rush out of the stands, and with paint and brush, they scribble onto the turf those two unforgivably offensive words: “BEAR DOWN.” 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woundedknees No. 9 Share Posted October 8, 2022 Do native Americans actually want that place back? Surely there are more luxurious climes available? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Duck No. 10 Share Posted October 8, 2022 In my humble opinion, the only territorial/border change Arizona needs to make is to extend the border down south about 70 miles to the Gulf of California. Arizona would really appreciate some ocean front property. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandownbytheriverduck No. 11 Share Posted October 9, 2022 On 10/8/2022 at 6:37 AM, Log Haulin said: I will see your four and raise you 596 more But how are you getting the other 596 deep into the wilderness? But that is sexy! She looks Clean too. You two been together long? Got a video with sound? Let’s hear her. My girl is old rough and pushy. 17a IMG_9439.MOV Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Log Haulin No. 12 Share Posted October 9, 2022 On 10/9/2022 at 7:46 AM, Vandownbytheriverduck said: But how are you getting the other 596 deep into the wilderness? But that is sexy! She looks Clean too. You two been together long? Got a video with sound? Let’s hear her. My girl is old rough and pushy. 17a IMG_9439.MOV All my videos are too long Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Log Haulin No. 13 Share Posted October 9, 2022 On 10/9/2022 at 7:46 AM, Vandownbytheriverduck said: But how are you getting the other 596 deep into the wilderness? But that is sexy! She looks Clean too. You two been together long? Got a video with sound? Let’s hear her. My girl is old rough and pushy. 17a IMG_9439.MOV 20200630_113849_1_1.mp4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
