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woundedknees

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  1. OMG!!! It's LESLIE NIELSEN!!! I didn't think he was particularly funny, either...
  2. Is that the result of one of KT's patented qb hits?
  3. While Kiffen's mahi-mahi is mice, it's not overly impressive, size wise, since he's holding it out at arms length, to exaggerate the length. Gotta give Freeze the prize here, as that's a dandy Florida strain large mouth he's holding close to his body, in order to include the boy (i assume its his son) in the picture. Nice job with the smoke and mirrors by Kiff, though... Hope he can disguise a D as well or better!
  4. I enjoy the fact that following the the departure of OREGON's epic recruiting staff, Coach Lanning has not only created what, at least on paper, appears to be a significant upgrade, but has already managed to find a way to use U Duh as a farm team, thus adding to OREGON's recruiting footprint... EPIC!
  5. Taki, Taki, Taki... it also describes their venue, at the Mistake by the Lake.
  6. Heck, Shaq did an interview that talked a out his move to LA, and how unsophisticated and, frankly, naive he was financially. No idea about the California tax burden, or cost of living. He claims to have received a check for $10,000,000+, but due to his contract being north of $20,000,000, went out and blew $9,000,000 IN ONE DAY! He literally bought 3 $300,000 Rolls Royces, among other things. Does anyone think the average college football player is much more sophisticated than that?
  7. The whole time Belloti and Chip were building an offensive juggernaut, yet the D couldn't consistently get a 3 and out, or would "Bend, then Break," I kept wondering why the Ducks couldn't have both? What a revolutionary concept!
  8. I'm hoping TT flourishes in this new regime. In perusing the resumes of the Lanning Brigade, I noticed something interesting in the background... Multiple coaches in this group have spent at least part of their career working with quarterbacks. Could it be that we have an opportunity to have individual mentors for different quarterback skillsets? Maybe I'm just channeling my inner mad conspiracy theorist...
  9. I remember the announcer (Wendy Ray, maybe?) discussing the facilities and the slack jawed look on the teams faces, as the walked past (IIRC) the "massive" weight room ( I think it was supposed to be 25,000 square feet, or something like that) that dwarfed the entire Duck sports office complex/training facility of the time. My, how times have changed!
  10. In a "classless society", it works, for me. This coming from a guy who responded to Kenny Wheaton's iconic leap into history by jumping (I was a bit more spry in '94) up on the wall in front of the north side concession stands, behind a mightily chagrined contingent of blubber-gasted migrant mala-mutt fans and letting loose a Tarzan yell. I was egged on by a large group of teenage mutant ninja duckleheads... Whom I was supposedly chaperoning. Every young Duck fan deserves a strong, trusted, mentor!
  11. Since Locklyn has been following Gary Campbell, it would be cool if the two could establish a mentor relationship... Seems as if that would be a good move for the new regime.
  12. Good article, again, Charles, but WHEN do you sleep ???
  13. Those are exactly the colors I just finished mopping off the bathroom floor...
  14. UW's newest major will be announced soon: "C.O.C.H.T.101" (Critical Oregon Coach Hatred Theory 101) PS: Most Fuskie Faithful are already indoctrinated, so this will be a 1/2 credit program, i.e., "1/2 C.O.C.H.T. 101"
  15. Be nice to see more of this, except with real tackling... The Hybrid BullDuck style. You know the one: Wrap up the ball carrier's legs, so he hits the ground? I never could understand the point of jumping on the opponents back for a piggy back ride...
  16. snorting! Begs the question... Which team has honored their mascot the best, performance wise, for the last 30 years? For that matter, assuming a real husky had the ability to rationally make their own choices, which team would they consider offensive enough to DEMAND change their designated mascot choice?
  17. Doogie will doog... Must be some powerful snuff vaporizing the brainz of some of the buttsniffer fans. Makes you wonder what they bineating, cause I try not to think about wot they been snortin'!
  18. send! Know you're getting old when Chuck Norris=Toughest Guy Alive jokes no longer resonate with the audience...
  19. Two lines stand out on his bio: "Continued improvement " "Spent most of his career with wide receivers" Nuff sedd!
  20. I laughed... I cried... it changed... ! I'm so ready to see Lannings D.D.D.D-FENSE DUCKS!!!!
  21. Try Fuskie. Uggz-skie. works better... They already have a commemorative shoe for their programs current path: The Purple UGG Slide!
  22. PAC12 officials working the over-under again? Are they already practicing for next season?
  23. Man, that Georgia D is putting the hurt on MeatChiknz skill players...
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