The McDonald's app on my phone presents all kinds of offers to entice me to purchase their goods.

The enticement most common during the winter has been a free breakfast sandwich if the Blazers score over a 100 points the previous day. I'm not much of a Blazers fan (or the NBA in genera), but I've felt free on the occasional Saturday to accept this offer.

Lately however, they've been throwing out an enticement for a free breakfast sandwich if beavis stikes out 10+ opponents the previous day.

Now for the moral question: Being a devoted, life-long Ducks fan, do you accept the offer or do you quickly get pissed off and swipe it from your phone?

Please feel free to express yourself in the comments. 😆😂🤣

Edited Saturday at 04:57 PM2 days by olcodgerduck

I have had to change my attitude about Beavis in Baseball. While everyone knows that I love to lampoon the hapless university to the north, I also acknowledge that the more success they have in baseball, the more it helps our RPI for when we play them to help us get an NCAA Regional at the end of the season.

See how I twisted that into something good for an Oregon fan?

24 minutes ago, olcodgerduck said:

The McDonald's app on my phone presents all kinds of offers to entice me to purchase their goods.

The enticement most common during the winter has been a free breakfast sandwich if the Blazers score over a 100 points the previous day. I'm not much of a Blazers fan (or the NBA in genera), but I've felt free on the occasional Saturday to accept this offer.

Lately however, they've been throwing out an enticement for a free breakfast sandwich if beavis stikes out 10+ opponents the previous day.

Now for the moral question: Being a devoted, life-long Ducks fan, do you accept the offer or do you quickly get pissed off and swipe it from your phone?

Please feel free to express yourself in the comments. 😆😂🤣

Allow me to put my answer in Con-Text.

An easy decision for me, I'm The Guy in the USA without a Cell Phone! 🤪

Mr. Baseball, Charles Fischer's answer is spot on. Except for Bama in football, the quality of a loss in college sports matters.

Fun post. Thanks.

My moral question is . . . what is a moral?

Nope…I’d delete that app immediately 😆

Edited yesterday at 12:39 AM1 day by JabbaNoBargain

8 hours ago, Charles Fischer said:

See how I twisted that into something good for an Oregon fan?

That's pretty much how I look at the whole football season... What's good for Oregon.

It makes Michigan fan coworker of mine incredibly frustrated some times that I can be against Ohio State most weeks and for them others. My hate isn't pure...

Except when it comes to UW. They need to lose all 12 every year. No exceptions.

Beavis I've been in the camp that they can win 11 of 12 a year because they have to lose to Oregon. But it's harder to care with the conference realignment.

But that's football, not baseball.

They used to give out Taco Bell Chalupa coupons for scoring 100 points at the Blazer games. The crowd would chant chalupa when they approached 100 pts.

Never hear them chant breakfast sandwich after Taco Bell dropped out.

I dislike the rodents, but free seems like a good price. You can give it away, perhaps to the Beavers alums who are always panhandling at the stoplights.

Figuring that it would bug the beavs to know you were getting something free because of them might help in your decision.

If you got enough free Beavis breakfast sandwiches to pay back what they stole from us in the PAC 12, and you stacked them up, how far would that reach?

Edited 20 hours ago20 hr by Washington Waddler
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You don't even have to ask me. I spent years working 12 miles from CornValley. Beaver fans are *******s. For instance, when Jesse Nash drowned, their joke Du jour was... How do you teach a Duck to swim? Throw him in the Willamette! Har har. To be fair, they're not ALL bad. But those rubes out in the valley are pretty ridiculous. ... I'd die before I would pay good money for Resers or Marketside products, or even accept a free fast food breakfast sandwich. Buck the Feavers.

19 hours ago, Washington Waddler said:

If you got enough free Beavis breakfast sandwiches to pay back what they stole from us in the PAC 12, and you stacked them up, how far would that reach?

To Texas State?

On 4/18/2026 at 6:30 PM, David Marsh said:

That's pretty much how I look at the whole football season... What's good for Oregon.

It makes Michigan fan coworker of mine incredibly frustrated some times that I can be against Ohio State most weeks and for them others. My hate isn't pure...

Except when it comes to UW. They need to lose all 12 every year. No exceptions.

Beavis I've been in the camp that they can win 11 of 12 a year because they have to lose to Oregon. But it's harder to care with the conference realignment.

But that's football, not baseball.

Uh it's McDonald's.

I can honestly state that the only thing my wife eats there, is SAUSAGE McGriddles... that's not the offer, so my inner Duck is safe!

Edited 25 minutes ago25 min by woundedknees