Jon Joseph

Friend, Mike West. Thank goodness Jeff Bassa did not take a knee or it would have been a Week 2 shutout for me! Your opinions are golden but to 4 TOs I am beholden. Puddles escaped Texas bruised but intact. Is there any reason to go to Oklahoma and Lone Star back? I'd rather have a G5 home game snack

If I was PK, I'd be on a beach on a private island somewhere near Gaughan territory. And watching Ducks games via satellite on Paradise TV. Oh, and you can throw in my own 9-hole Jack Nicklaus-designed golf course where everyone forgets how to keep score but, or because, there is a 'halfway house' after every hole. And, I'd go Shoeless.

It is coincidental is it not that with the Fed raising rates, Mel's 2 sugar daddy's mortgage finance company is taking a bath I in no way, shape, or form intend to diminish the claims, if justified, lodged against the man. But there are any number of ways you can escape a deal that was senseless to begin with. Today? CU is happy that Mel is gone.

Smart. But in today's world of Hive Mind (unsocial) media? Sayonara, Adios, Alveterzane, Ciao, Kaput. Get the Tuck out of town.

Based on Week 2 AP Rankings ( two-thirds of the Pac-12 ranked!) and assuming the Pac-2 teams go to the Mountain West (MW) and do not rack up more billable hours, this is what 5 champs in, 4 highest ranked conference champs with a 1st round bye would look like come 2024. 1. Georgia - SEC vs. 9. UW at 8. Penn State 2. Michigan - B1G vs. 10. Notre Dame at 7. Ohio State 3. FSU - ACC vs. 11. Alabama at 6. USC 4. Utah - B12 vs. 12. Oregon State - Mountain West at 5. Texas 5 B1G/ 3 SEC/ 1 ACC/ 1 Independent/ 1 B12/ 1 Mountain West.

Holy Peacock! Sparty just saved $70M in ridiculous coaching salary payments!

This is something I NEVER heard in high school!

If only I could be more clever with my bets!

EIGHT, 8, OCHO, Pac-12 teams ranked in the Week 2 AP Poll! This has to be a record. And this conference is breaking up with 16. OR ST, and 23. Wazzu being left behind in the G5? NO Easy Day in this conference.

And also made for many Pepto Bismal and Stoli cocktails!

Like the monsters in horror films, the Pac-12 zombies keep coming after you. The conference was 18-0 before Arizona dropped a tough game in OT against Mississippi State. The SEC to date is 3-6 versus the Power 5 (Mari(o,) is that you?) while the on its way out Pac-12 is 6-3 versus the varsity and has yet to suffer a loss to a G5 opponent. And yesterday, both the Arizona and Cal games vs. the SEC could have easily gone the other way. How did this conference's "leaders (?)" screw this up? 1-1 Arizona - 24 at Mississippi State - 31. The Wildcats came to play in Starkvegas. But in the end, QB de Laura lost his NIL wages. 1-1 ASU - 15 vs. Oklahoma State - 27. Dilly's O dallied in the quest for win #2. Florida boosters not coming up with the cash for Rash is a decision they eschew. 1-1 Cal - 10 vs. Auburn - 14. Jaydn, you Ott not to pregame talk. Justin could have put the Freeze on his hot seat, but raspberries and not strawberries on O said, 'It's not to be.' 2-0 Colorado - 36 vs. Nebraska - 14. Prime, Ralphie, and CU Rhuled. Will 3-0 Prime and Sons come to Autzen to be schooled? 2-0 - Oregon State - 55 vs. UC Davis - 7. UC Davis. I C OOC scheduling that made Fox nervous. 2-0 UCLA - 30 - San Diego State - 10. The Bruins tripped south to San Diego City. Dante's Chip's man, Moore's the pity. 3-0 - USC - 56 vs. Stanford - 10. How do you chop down a Tree? Hand Caleb the Axe and it's easy as can be. 2-0 - Utah - 20 at Baylor - 13 - Utah wins Bearly. But fairly? 2-0 - Washington 2-0 - 45 vs. Tulsa - 10 - Penix and DeBoer are passing fancy. Scheduling a December trip to NYC is not all that chancey. 2-0 - Washington State - 31 vs. Wisconsin - 22 - Cam's effort to Ward off Bucky was far from Fickell. The Badgers return to Mad City for brats, beers, and sour pickles. 2- 0 - OREGON - HUZZAH! - 38 at Texas Tech - 30. Parking Puddles in a trailer was downright rude. The Red Raiders' 23 first-game home winning streak is bid adieu. Puddles won the game in Texas. With fewer than 546 flexes. Until next week, Aloha!

How about this, sports fans? SEC vs. P5 OOC 3-6 (and the AZ/Cal games could have easily gone the other way.) Pac-12 vs. P5 OOC is 6-3. The SEC better not be getting its usual playoff rankings bump in 2023. And the QB play in the Pac-12? Off the charts.

Coach Charles and Coach Boles. Please help out a guy who isn't in your league when it comes to Xs and Os. Is this D too difficult to be played by mere mortals? Want to watch Georgia players play D, tune into the NFL today. I think the entire Philadelphia D prepped in Athens. And even with a plethora of future pros on the field, The UGA D gave up a lot of points to Lincoln Riley and OK in the Rose Bowl. Allowed a Bama receiver to get deep for Tua's champ game walk-off winning throw. Had the game in hand but surrendered a lot of points to LSU in the 2022 SEC champ game. Was lit up by Ohio State last season and was fortunate that a key Ohio State WR went down. In my less than expert opinion it seems to me that there is a serious lack of communication in the Oregon back 7. I am confused about the role the DL is supposed to play. Aggressive? Passive? Passive-Agressive? The inability to slow down a Beavers O that could not pass the ball last season still rankles. Oregon's roster thanks to the recruiting and astute portal picking by DL and staff is getting there roster-wise but isn't close to the talent that UGA fields. Would Oregon be better off with a KISS philosophy on D? One that allows the players to be more instinctual and less concerned about being in the proper spot? Great gutty win last night but it is not that often that you are going to be +4 in TOs (tortillas?) on the road against a quality opponent. I am very happy with the win and DL's 14-3 record to date but it seems to me, again I am no expert, that something is missing; that the physical talents of the players on D are not being allowed to show up on the field. Thankfully, Oregon has an Aloha week to improve before the Deion and Son air aerial circus comes to town.

14 Penalties. 14! 2022-like inability to get off of the field on 3rd down. BUT, one hell of a gutty comeback against a team that had won 23 home openers in a row. The pass D, especially in this conference, best improve before Prime and Sons' trip to Autzen in Week 4. Too bad Game Day is in Boulder for the CO. ST. game. Week 4 would have been perfect for a visit to Autzen. Charles is spot on. Never A Doubt!

HUZZAH! A double Ducks dip. The cover and the over. Never a doubt!

Warm? Mic, did you bear arms in Desert Storm, where 130 degrees was the norm?

Tanx four da pose.

Trailer? Just pray that a tornado doesn't come through Lubbock. If one does, DUCK!

Free alcohol?

Good take. In fairness, Ohio State scheduled an H+H with Oregon. The game at Autzen was COVID out. Auburn plays at Cal on Saturday night. AZ plays a return game at MS ST. Bama plays at Wisconsin next season in the first game of an H+H series. LSU opens against USC in Las Vegas to open the 2024 season and plays a return game vs. UCLA in Baton Rogue. UGA - 2024 Clemson in ATL/ 2025 open at UCLA with the return game in 2026/ 27- 28 H+H with FSU/ 29 - 30 H+H with Clemson/ 30 - 31 H+H with Ohio State. Compare these games to future Oregon OOC scheduled games. The OOC games vs. Ohio State and Michigan State, if played when scheduled will be conference games. Oregon is left with TX Tech, OK ST, Baylor, Hawaii, Boise State, Utah State, and other G5 opponents, including games at Boise and Logan, Utah!

1 reason to go Down Under on a lot of bets.

You can talk the talk if you walk the walk. So far, Deion has done so in his college and NFL playing days and as a head coach. One of the greatest sports achievements I have witnessed was Deion hitting a home run on Saturday for the Braves and scoring on a pick on Sunday for the Cowboys. The man won 2 Super Bowls and played in a World Series. To me, Brent Yormack is a carnival barker. Deion delivers.

Great post. But a word of caution. TT was 6-1 in Lubbock last season with wins over Oklahoma and Texas. TT has won its home opener 23 seasons in a row. Great article by Charles and I cop to overreacting to the absence of sacks and few TFL against PSU. Have to disrupt Shough by getting pressures on dropbacks as did an undersized Wyo D in Laramie. Shough is not a guy who will beat you running the ball. Can't wait for this game and those in attendance, watch out for flying tortillas.

My job in the B + W days was getting up to rotate the rabbit ears. Dad left it up to me and not the Beaver.

Tickets on the secondary market are selling for more in Boulder than in Tuscaloosa. Take that Saint Nick!