I texted the following to my adult sons earlier today:
"So... #19 Miami plays @ unranked Florida today at 12:30 (on ABC).
Guys - I'm having a bit of a personal dilemma as I'm wondering if the following makes me a very small and/or spiteful person: I 100% root for Mario & Miami to lose every game he coaches.
His team winning or losing has absolutely no impact whatsoever on my life. But I just find such joy every time he loses. His losing is only made better when he makes decisions that directly cause his team to lose.
Thus, the dilemma and the question: Is this wrong?
This may be an abstruse philosophical question for the ages . Or, perhaps, I am just simply a spiteful man.
Regardless, GO DUCKS!"