Charles Fischer Administrator No. 1 Share Posted October 27 I appreciate everybody enduring my attempts at humor. I love to laugh, and my stuff is clearly hit-and-miss, but I'm having fun. 6 2 1 1 Mr. FishDuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Fischer Author Administrator No. 2 Share Posted October 27 Nice SHOT at our new B1G brothers! 3 1 Mr. FishDuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Fischer Author Administrator No. 3 Share Posted October 27 Speaking of substance abuse humor... 1 2 1 Mr. FishDuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanLduck No. 4 Share Posted October 27 Let's not forget 4-4 Beavis of Corvallis. They may not win 6 games! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Fischer Author Administrator No. 5 Share Posted October 27 1 11 Mr. FishDuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
30Duck No. 6 Share Posted October 27 Eugene's elevation? It was the broadcasters who were high. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Marsh No. 7 Share Posted October 27 On 10/27/2024 at 11:55 AM, Charles Fischer said: And this is why Americans are not know for their geographical knowledge. Just because we can SEE mountains doesn't mean we are IN them. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake Moderator No. 8 Share Posted October 27 On 10/27/2024 at 11:55 AM, Charles Fischer said: The announcers on TV when the camera panned to the surrounding hills surrounding Eugene referred to them as mountains. Had to look up highest elevation in Indiana…1257 ft. For trivia sake…Autzen sits at 415ft. Indiana coach…”Did anyone bring oxygen tanks?” 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kamikaze Kid Moderator No. 9 Share Posted October 27 The broadcast booth at Autzen is just a little over 1 1/2 football fields above the ocean. That would be about two football fields lower than Champaign Illinois. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie No. 10 Share Posted October 27 On 10/27/2024 at 1:03 PM, Drake said: ... For trivia sake…Autzen sits at 415ft. ... And Champaign sits at 738 feet! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OregonDucks No. 11 Share Posted October 27 (edited) Edited October 27 by OregonDucks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Duck No. 12 Share Posted October 27 On 10/27/2024 at 11:55 AM, Charles Fischer said: Tell me that comment isn't real, or that the guy was joking. If I recall, Eugene sits at around a whopping 500-ish ft. I bet Urbana has a higher elevation than that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Duck No. 13 Share Posted October 27 On 10/27/2024 at 12:57 PM, David Marsh said: And this is why Americans are not know for their geographical knowledge. Just because we can SEE mountains doesn't mean we are IN them. That's what I was kind of thinking... maybe they saw the snow-capped Cascades in the distance and they felt like they were at 10,000 ft, and their bodies followed. I'm seriously hoping that this guy was trying to be funny. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kamikaze Kid Moderator No. 14 Share Posted October 27 On 10/27/2024 at 3:49 PM, Desert Duck said: If I recall, Eugene sits at around a whopping 500-ish ft. I bet Urbana has a higher elevation than that. To not spark a conversation that gets to far off topic, let's just say Eugene's official elevation is somewhere between 419 and 421 feet. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Duck No. 15 Share Posted October 27 (edited) On 10/27/2024 at 4:18 PM, The Kamikaze Kid said: To not spark a conversation that gets to far off topic, let's just say Eugene's official elevation is somewhere between 419 and 421 feet. Lol... there just so many of those dog-gone hills and buttes in Eugene (I remember some great winter sledding on some of them... that was about back when dino's still roamed the earth), etc. I'm betting that if we averaged the number of Eugene square miles, with the various elevations, your 420 ft average would be spot on... Not to get too far off topic Edited October 27 by Desert Duck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Joseph Moderator No. 16 Share Posted October 27 On 10/27/2024 at 4:34 PM, Annie said: And Champaign sits at 738 feet! The Champagne in Champaign was FLAT today. 2 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDuck No. 17 Share Posted October 28 from Saturday 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OregonDucks No. 18 Share Posted October 28 On 10/27/2024 at 5:53 PM, Desert Duck said: I'm seriously hoping that this guy was trying to be funny. Maybe the Illinois team was distracted by the natural beauty surrounding the stadium… Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Fischer Author Administrator No. 19 Share Posted October 28 2 1 2 Mr. FishDuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Fischer Author Administrator No. 20 Share Posted October 28 The Delusion runs DEEP... Mr. FishDuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Fischer Author Administrator No. 21 Share Posted October 28 Bizarre... Mr. FishDuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Fischer Author Administrator No. 22 Share Posted October 28 That is precisely right.... 1 1 1 Mr. FishDuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
30Duck No. 23 Share Posted October 28 On 10/28/2024 at 10:13 AM, Charles Fischer said: Bizarre... Is Nick Saban the greatest coach ever, who started at Toledo, then went to a B1G school, Michigan State, then coached at LSU an SEC school, then in the NFL, with the Miami Dolphins, then at another SEC school, Alabama? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OregonDucks No. 24 Share Posted October 28 (edited) On 10/28/2024 at 12:00 PM, Charles Fischer said: Sorry, Jack -- Coach Lanning said in one of his team meetings, after the Ohio State victory, that they weren't letting people back on the Oregon boat... Edited October 28 by OregonDucks 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Fischer Author Administrator No. 25 Share Posted October 28 Whoa! 1 2 Mr. FishDuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeotechDuck No. 27 Share Posted October 29 This is sooo good. I can’t stop laughing. Warning! Before you click. There are a couple F-Bombs in there from the movie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
olcodgerduck No. 28 Share Posted October 29 On 10/28/2024 at 10:13 AM, Charles Fischer said: Bizarre... I would say that yes, indubitably, Gabriel is the greatest quarterback of all time in that stated category!! BTW, indubitably is one of my favorite words! I'm so stoked that I finally had a chance to use it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
