WaterPoloDuck No. 1 Share Posted December 10, 2024 Miami with their all-in season, with the best QB they've had in decades, is relegated to the PopTart bowl. The Miami fans aren't happy. Here's the link to their forum discussing their pastry game against Iowa State: So, do you think this is the highest ceiling that Miami can reach under MC? How many players will opt out of that bowl game for them? How is this season going to affect their recruiting? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterPoloDuck Author No. 2 Share Posted December 10, 2024 At least one Miami fan thinks that Matt Campbell will do "unspeakable things" to Miami's defense. Who do you think will win? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckdude No. 3 Share Posted December 10, 2024 Don’t be a Hater! At least we’re rid of that Loser! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Marsh No. 4 Share Posted December 10, 2024 Cristobal is 0-1 against Iowa State. That Fiesta Bowl the Ducks went to against Iowa State was an outright embarrassment. Sure, it was the 2020 season that was a mess in so many ways. But I have never seen an Oregon team so woefully under prepared than that Fiesta Bowl team. Miscommunication, players being in the outright wrong place and just dropping the football and making bad decisions. Most of us have forgotten about that game for good reason. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
30Duck Moderator No. 5 Share Posted December 10, 2024 On 12/10/2024 at 12:59 PM, David Marsh said: Most of us have forgotten about that game for good reason. Yes, and that is why I can't stand the QB of that Iowa State team, Mr. Irrelevant himself, Brock Purdy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeotechDuck No. 6 Share Posted December 10, 2024 (edited) I am not sure what is funnier for me. Miami getting knocked out of the playoff and ending up in the Pop-Tarts Bowl or the fact that Cam Ward just doubled down on it: "You about to see the best thing that ever happened in the Pop-Tarts Bowl" Ward said. Seriously Cam? Nobody is about to see that, because they will be watching the playoffs instead. Edited December 10, 2024 by GeotechDuck 1 1 3 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solar No. 7 Share Posted December 11, 2024 The only thing I know for sure is Mario is frosted about losing to teams he should have beaten. I think the pop tart bowl festivities are top shelf. It's become a cult classic overnight. Much better than the reliaquest bowl Bama and Michigan ended up with. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrJacksPlaidPants Moderator No. 8 Share Posted December 11, 2024 On 12/10/2024 at 1:55 PM, WaterPoloDuck said: Miami with their all-in season, with the best QB they've had in decades, is relegated to the PopTart bowl. So, do you think this is the highest ceiling that Miami can reach under MC? I think Mario is still a great recruiter, so he will always have good players. Hopefully, for his sake, he can graduate from on-the-go breakfast snacks to more of a sit down meal. I predict he makes to the Tony the Tiger Bowl next year. Fun Fact about Tony the Tiger. The man who sang You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch is the same guy who did his voice. Thurl Ravenscroft. 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanducky No. 9 Share Posted December 16, 2024 This warms my heart much more than it should. Good luck, Mari∅! Pop-Tarts Bowl unveils trophy that doubles as functional toaster - ESPN WWW.ESPN.COM The Iowa State Cyclones and Miami Hurricanes will vie for the right to hoist the toaster trophy later this month. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utki No. 10 Share Posted December 16, 2024 His new moniker is Pop Tart 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterPoloDuck Author No. 11 Share Posted December 16, 2024 On 12/15/2024 at 10:11 PM, Utki said: His new moniker is Pop Tart I like it! Coach Pop-Tartobal is like a mystery flavor Pop-Tart—you never know what you're gonna get. Unless you're playing a lower-level team, then it's a guaranteed loss. But don’t worry, after the game, he'll remind us, "We need to be more physical." 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utki No. 12 Share Posted December 16, 2024 "Way to run it up the middle for no gain, Pop Tart!" "You sure showed them you're physical, Pop Tart, but perhaps try to score more points than the other team." 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woundedknees No. 13 Share Posted December 16, 2024 Well, Mari0-NO! does seem to be getting some frost on his punkin', doesn't he? 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MicroBurst61 No. 14 Share Posted December 16, 2024 On 12/10/2024 at 12:59 PM, David Marsh said: Most of us have forgotten about that game for good reason Oregon played Iowa St in a Fiesta Bowl??? Must have missed it from having triple secret probation Covid. Did we win? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woundedknees No. 15 Share Posted December 16, 2024 will the 'Swag Bag' include a personal dorm room version of the trophy? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augduck No. 16 Share Posted December 16, 2024 On 12/10/2024 at 12:59 PM, David Marsh said: Cristobal is 0-1 against Iowa State. That Fiesta Bowl the Ducks went to against Iowa State was an outright embarrassment. Sure, it was the 2020 season that was a mess in so many ways. But I have never seen an Oregon team so woefully under prepared than that Fiesta Bowl team. Miscommunication, players being in the outright wrong place and just dropping the football and making bad decisions. Most of us have forgotten about that game for good reason. I don't recall many games that Mario coached teams were prepared for. I still remember the game at Stanford when Joe Moorehead fell seriously ill and Mario had no plan. The Ducks had no clue what to do and it showed. I sat behind the bench and the coaches looked like the keystone cops. That was it for me with Mario. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Joseph Moderator No. 17 Share Posted December 16, 2024 On 12/16/2024 at 10:16 AM, MicroBurst61 said: Oregon played Iowa St in a Fiesta Bowl??? Must have missed it from having triple secret probation Covid. Did we win? NO! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Joseph Moderator No. 18 Share Posted December 16, 2024 Miami fans don't drive 30 miles north of Coral Gables for "Home Games." They're going to travel 239 miles to Orlando? Subtract 14 letters from "T" and you have the correct moniker for this loser. U fans, Orange you glad you have Cri$tobal as your head coach? Up 21 points vs. the No. 21 Syracuse Orange with a Heisman finalist QB at the helm, a guy you paid big bucks to, and you lose? A new low for Mari(o)h no)). How lowwww can you go? Cam, buddy, even Michael Irvin, Jr. won't be watching this game. Cyclones and Hurricanes. At least two or three FEMA folks will be on hand. Maybe? 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Ducky No. 19 Share Posted December 17, 2024 I swear every time I hear or see the word physicality any more I want to stab myself all over. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterPoloDuck Author No. 20 Share Posted December 17, 2024 On 12/16/2024 at 4:45 PM, Just Ducky said: I swear every time I hear or see the word physicality any more I want to stab myself all over. By "stab myself all over" does that mean that you regularly were stabbing yourself during the MC era, or that you stab yourself all over your body? That'd be better than MC did... he would only stab right up the middle. A nice, shallow stab with little to no gain. But it's super physical. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterPoloDuck Author No. 21 Share Posted December 28, 2024 The PopTart Bowl is now underway. Let's see how MC screws it up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoGaDawg No. 22 Share Posted December 28, 2024 7 points off of a turnover, Iowa St up. Hold that it’s tied! Big run by Martinez. That td reception was impressive as was the td run. Perhaps this will be an interesting game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoGaDawg No. 23 Share Posted December 28, 2024 (edited) 3 possessions and 3 TDs. This could be fun! Correction, I forgot Miami fumbled on their first possession. My point still stands though. Edited December 28, 2024 by SoGaDawg 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1Ducker1 No. 24 Share Posted December 28, 2024 Both teams are crappy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woundedknees No. 25 Share Posted December 28, 2024 Miami Coaches look more like contestants on Hells Kitchen in those outfits... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
30Duck Moderator No. 26 Share Posted December 28, 2024 On 12/28/2024 at 2:24 PM, 1Ducker1 said: Both teams are crappy Yeah, lot of quality defense in this one, looks like "Tag, you're it" with helmets. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Marsh No. 27 Share Posted December 28, 2024 On 12/28/2024 at 2:58 PM, 30Duck said: Yeah, lot of quality defense in this one, looks like "Tag, you're it" with helmets. Competitive tag has more defense than this. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augduck No. 28 Share Posted December 28, 2024 Not watching but please tell me Feld is running around acting like his usual idiotic self. I'll feel even better about Mario and his band of go of balls being gone. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie No. 29 Share Posted December 28, 2024 On 12/28/2024 at 3:02 PM, Augduck said: Not watching but please tell me Feld is running around acting like his usual idiotic self. I'll feel even better about Mario and his band of go of balls being gone. Saw him running around on the sidelines! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woundedknees No. 30 Share Posted December 28, 2024 (edited) Surprised MariN0 didn't ice his own kicker with a time out prior to the FG attempt. Maybe the old tart is growing up? Edited December 28, 2024 by woundedknees Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrJacksPlaidPants Moderator No. 31 Share Posted December 28, 2024 Mario impressed me by taking the points there. He knows that if ISU scores a TD he can run the ball into FG position while milking the clock and kick the winner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrJacksPlaidPants Moderator No. 32 Share Posted December 28, 2024 On 12/28/2024 at 6:02 PM, Augduck said: Not watching but please tell me Feld is running around acting like his usual idiotic self. I'll feel even better about Mario and his band of go of balls being gone. Yes he is. And his star players are limping off with injuries. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woundedknees No. 33 Share Posted December 29, 2024 (edited) So glad Mario called a time out, just before the score by IOWA ST! That defense was READY! The lead changes by 1 point with less than a minute for the MariN0s to respond! Edited December 29, 2024 by woundedknees 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterPoloDuck Author No. 34 Share Posted December 29, 2024 And Miami loses on a hail mary interception by Iowa State. Apparently them corn-shucking boys will always be too much for MC. Maybe they'll give him a corn on the cob flavored pop-tart as a consolation prize. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woundedknees No. 35 Share Posted December 29, 2024 Iowa State wins after intercepting a Miami 4th down Hail Mary with time expiring. Cam Ward declaring for the draft at half-time, and sitting out the second half ruined the Canes special day! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterPoloDuck Author No. 36 Share Posted December 29, 2024 On 12/28/2024 at 4:21 PM, woundedknees said: Iowa State wins after intercepting a Miami 4th down Hail Mary with time expiring. Cam Ward declaring for the draft at half-time, and sitting out the second half ruined the Canes special day! Yeah, I think I'd rather have my star player sit out than apathetically watch as his team loses a game. He could've donned his helmet for the final drive and maybe won that. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OregonDucks No. 37 Share Posted December 29, 2024 (edited) On 12/28/2024 at 7:21 PM, woundedknees said: Cam Ward declaring for the draft at half-time, and sitting out the second half That’s not a good look. Either declare for the NFL draft before the post season practices begin or finish the job. So glad that Oregon got DG over Ward. Bo Nix and Justin Herbert finished the job for their teammates. P.S. - If I were the HC, I would not want that player back on my sideline. You quit on your team. Take a shower and watch the game from the stands with the rest of the fans and alumni. Edited December 29, 2024 by OregonDucks 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
30Duck Moderator No. 38 Share Posted December 29, 2024 On 12/28/2024 at 4:47 PM, OregonDucks said: Take a shower and watch the game from the stands with the rest of the fans and alumni. If I'm one of the fans, I don't want him watching with me. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Joseph Moderator No. 39 Share Posted December 29, 2024 On 12/28/2024 at 7:23 PM, WaterPoloDuck said: Yeah, I think I'd rather have my star player sit out than apathetically watch as his team loses a game. He could've donned his helmet for the final drive and maybe won that. There's Cow Manure and then there is Male Bovine Excrement! How Low Can You Go? I'm going pro. Oops, Miami. Now? I'm going pro? He's probably driving a Maserati but there is No Way I'd let the guy get back on the airplane or the bus. Team, Team, Team, Right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OregonDucks No. 40 Share Posted December 29, 2024 On 12/28/2024 at 9:12 PM, 30Duck said: If I'm one of the fans, I don't want him watching with me. Well, if your a Miami fan, Ward might be the only other fan in the stands. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrJacksPlaidPants Moderator No. 41 Share Posted December 29, 2024 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterPoloDuck Author No. 42 Share Posted December 29, 2024 Mario Cristobal has yet to win a bowl game as head coach at Miami. How many PopTarts would the average Miami fan trade him for right now? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OregonDucks No. 43 Share Posted December 29, 2024 (edited) On 12/28/2024 at 9:39 PM, DrJacksPlaidPants said: LOL. It would have been funny if he tore open a box and started shoveling them in his mouth during the press conference. Edited December 29, 2024 by OregonDucks 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrJacksPlaidPants Moderator No. 44 Share Posted December 29, 2024 Cam McCormick finally used up all 9 years of his eligibility. For context, I was four years from retirement when he was a Freshman. I am now five years into retirement. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augduck No. 45 Share Posted December 29, 2024 On 12/28/2024 at 3:17 PM, Annie said: Saw him running around on the sidelines! Good to know Mario’s babysitter was doing his job. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augduck No. 46 Share Posted December 29, 2024 On 12/28/2024 at 7:21 PM, DrJacksPlaidPants said: Cam McCormick finally used up all 9 years of his eligibility. For context, I was four years from retirement when he was a Freshman. I am now five years into retirement. Van Brocklin to McCormick was a lethal combo 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanducky No. 47 Share Posted December 29, 2024 On 12/28/2024 at 7:34 PM, Augduck said: Van Brocklin to McCormick was a lethal combo Remember when Cam caught the first forward pass? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Marsh No. 48 Share Posted December 29, 2024 Gotta hand it to the Pop Tart Bowl... They went all out on bowl branding and this was an incredible showing by Pop Tarts. I mean the trophy was also a toaster. They had sprinkle decorations on the field. They had a Pop Tart mascot be incinerated and turned into a cooked pop tart that was then consumed by the winning players. It was the least Mario Cristobal Bowl Game ever! But it featured Mario Cristobal! Freaking amazing! 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevada Dawg No. 49 Share Posted December 29, 2024 I wondered how this thread would go down over here. I figured Mario would be a big subject for sure and I have to say that I was actually glad when he bolted for Miami. His game management left me cold. My comment was going to be about Ward however. How a guy can leave his teammates twisting in the wind in a winnable football game is beyond me. This is the ultimate in self-centeredness. If I am an NFL GM looking to draft a QB, Ward's actions tonight reflect, and not positively, on his character. Next QB up! 1 2 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
