Utki

NIL collective needs to pay him to legally change his last name to Mallard

DAT is excluded for not knowing how to block downfield and costing us dearly.

If you haven't been to any of these meets at the new stadium it is well worth going. Though I might spend my bucks on the Prefontaine 50th on July 5th.

Hopefully not

Is Tyler Shough a franchise QB? - ESPN Video WWW.ESPN.COM Mike Tannenbaum and Adam Schefter discuss whether Tyler Shough can be a franchise quarterback despite his injury history.

Oregon has had a lot of luck with good humans at QB but the ever more entitled yet somehow utterly sensitive young folks are going to make that harder. I shan't mention a current QB on our team who hopped around multiple times. Where have you Gone Joe DiHerbertMariota?

He should declare for the weight room especially lower body work first and foremost.

Is it illegal for any Altman team to know how to inbound?

More like still navigating the fall out of the departure of the assistant coach that was the juice.

Why do we call them Lady Ducks if we don't call the men's team Gentleman Ducks?

A slow start in the playoffs is a very generous interpretation of what occurred.

Maybe he can start to do something called passing it down the field more than 3 yd at a time that would be revolutionary. Also passes to the flats where our receivers never block correctly are really not enjoyable to watch a thousand times a season.

Ol' Snack Bell must have a personal motto of "Eat All Day"

He will go wherever he can make the most money. I can't believe Jerry Jones would bring in such a horrendous coach and spotlight-taker. But we shall see.

Wasn't Aaron Brooks during the Altman era? That guy...

Bosef did us proud.

That's such good news. Road wins are often a precious commodity.

For me, the two worst obliterations ever of really good Oregon football teams have been Lanning's first and last games. Georgia and Ohio State could have piled up 60 to 70 points on us with ease.

Fart noises

Once a Duck...unless scumbaggery is involved.

Nah, mostly true. Of course exceptions exist but mostly true. Why? Who knows.

Hopefully he knows how to block downfield.

I wonder if Altman says things like "dag nabit" or "consarn it"?

The sooner our PG realizes his drives and penetration are key for our offense the better the Ducks will be. God grant us the blessing to not have him Will Richardson it for too much longer.

Apparently, the norovirus makes defenders take repeatedly horrendous angles.