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This header is too close to purple...sorry

I spelled it "iffense" intentionally because like Crisbal's names I can't put an "O" in them with a straight face...intentional typo Mr. Administrator 😉 and "iffense" ("if") had some double-entendre too...what IF as Just Ducky says...Herbert had Chip or Helf as OC?

Shows you what the prevent offense will do for you...thanks Mari

Prevent offense will do that to a team...

If we see a lot of success this year and player development, regardless of what B16g cOn ference we end up in, I think we'll get unprecedented number of 5* and finish top 5 or better. I also did NOT stay at the Holiday Inn Express last night in Fairbanks, because rooms are $500 a night up here, but I'm still smart and my opinion is best. Or maybe best western.

The mild kitties need a new sandbox with less cactus to bury their "stuff". UT, CO, ASU and AZ almost make a Big 12 pile of sense. Oregon, mutts, Stanturd and Notre Dumb to the B1G. Maybe WSU OSU and Cal will have to Big 12 it too or it'll be Mountain West, baby! Duke, NC, FSU, Clemson to the SEC. Mari Cristbal and his big swirling humid windstorm can win in the "new" ACC with 223 yds/game total offense

if USuCk leaves, and sUCLA has to stay, the Crap 12 will be Crap 12 in reference to more than the officiating and Larry, just because they go. It's their brand even though 8-4 is a good year since Pete Carroll left. The condoms go B1G then we may have to as well. It cracks me up, they probably won't even win the south this year but Lost Wages has them as the favorite already. They don't have the lines, offense or defense, and too little depth. Riley can bring in the flash players all he wants but they have some building to do. Their receivers will be slowing up after 5-6 seconds wondering where the ball is, and their Heismann hopeful transfer QB will be picking himself up off the coliseum floor again pulling real grass out of his facemask. 4th and long, another punt by the condoms

A bunch of 5* kids going 8-4 every year will wear thin in 4-5 years, can we get the kids that want a natty over $Millions? With the League never a sure thing, injuries possibilities, etc. I can't blame them. You can buy a natty, or you can buy natty rosters and coach them into the dirt and lose to Ball State with an inept offense. Which do you think Mari Cristbal will do?

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Hopefully he is named alpha, and hopefully he too comes to Oregon...and has Heismann success Archie Griffin style during our three-peat natty streak

Charles you spelled Cristbal wrong, or with him should it be "wrng"???

Ummm...I wouldn't be surprised if we have 17 or so 4 and 5 star kids, with a record number of 5's. Yeah mutts and bears are no worry

Verballed to Texas this morning...don't forget early signing day is well into December. Let's just give Sarkisian 12 games to get to 7-5 and THEN see how many verbal's still want to underachieve there...just like the UW and USC days. We'll be loaded at WR anyhow. DT, DE, ILB, CB, OT, OG, Moore and Young...let's load up there. Class of '24 could be insane if we see success on the field this year.

And as we all know, Herbert still got picked 6th...and Mari's offense was clearly holding him back. There is no doubt we'll see immediate and drastic improvements on offense, we have a lot of talent at skill positions and a great OL, and decent depth. Still young...not too many inexplicable picks by the QB and we'll be fantastic. D will be a lot better too, overnight.

I hope we ransack the Pac this fall, double down on Ewetah, and the Georgia upset puts us 13-0 going into the playoffs at early signing...and about 8-10 5* kids sign on early. Hey, could happen

Under Mari Cristbal, that $9.5M will look pretty funny when the 5 star kid gets in because the transfer is injured and he throws more picks than touchdowns and the "U" goes 7-5 in a good year. Can't blame the kid for taking the money. Remember when we were 18? Doesn't matter to them I guess, some booster ponied up the dough. After 3 years of mediocre bowls like the Johnson Flex Handle Doggie Doo Scooper Bowl on December 16th, the Miami faithful will force him out, he'll be coaching the O-Line at Central Connecticut Tech School for Screwdriver Testers at his next stop. Rashada will resurrect his college career at Prairie Dog State.

"Mistake on the lake where delusions of grandeur bloom eternal." Oh that made my day...🤣 so true too... DeBoer's record speaks volumes...he is already getting more 4* than he had at Fresno St. and proved that coaching can take 3* to high levels, we saw that ourselves a few years ago, Belotti, Chip, etc. So don't take the mutts lightly, any more than a Wilcox coached Cal. And...Mari Cristbal...and staff, proves how much talent can be wasted with pathetic coaching. Hoping of course Lanning and company will combine both elements for high levels of success. I can't see our D being anything but stellar, and I have a feeling the offense will be good. Can't be any worse than that what we saw the last 2 years!

Oh, and I still can't believe our Uncle hasn't funded an INDOOR facility that would be prime to host WORLDS in Eugene

He helped us become more of a sprint program but we won the Pac this year again both men and women, and then did WHAT at nationals? We have WHAT for a facility? Uncle WHO and WHAT company for top notch T&F exposure? A company founded by a T&F athlete alum...did he have any say in this you think? It does feel like it's time for a change

Well good for him...nothing like going 8-4 at best for a couple years before NFL money arrives.

Probably doesn't see immediate playing time. We'll land a good one next year if not another good one this year

Thank you for not bannering this in purple

The E(SEC)PN rankings have never shown any bias...

Kicks me out to the forum front page. It's ok he'll always be Mari Cristbal to me

maybe the glasses will make them think I'm more smarterer