PittDuck No. 1 Share Posted June 10 So, I have been thinking (a dangerous concept, to be sure), that OSU really is no longer deserving of the name “little brother” which implies they are in the same family. Little cousin doesn’t feel right either, as it implies a somewhat familial relationship. Perhaps “obnoxious little neighbor kid” might be a better way to think of beavus going forward. I leave it to you, the wise and ever-eloquent followers of OBD, to ponder a future reference to the thieving bark rats from corn valley! I know you won’t let me down and I gleefully look forward to your suggestions! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Fischer Administrator No. 2 Share Posted June 10 A good thought...perhaps make it bit more distant, like... Second Cousin? 1 Mr. FishDuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Ducky No. 3 Share Posted June 10 (edited) How bout Spoiled Brats, Bark Gnawers, Flat Tails, or Irrelevant Nobodies. Sorry couldn’t stop myself. Edited June 10 by Just Ducky 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Hilarius Moderator No. 4 Share Posted June 10 Baby Doll …as in, “Oh, Baby Doll, you didn’t think you actually had a chance to win, did you? There there.” 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Fischer Administrator No. 5 Share Posted June 10 Orange-headed wacko step-child? 1 Mr. FishDuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annie No. 6 Share Posted June 10 On 6/10/2024 at 12:42 PM, Charles Fischer said: A good thought...perhaps make it bit more distant, like... Second Cousin? Second cousin, once removed... 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven A Moderator No. 7 Share Posted June 10 Ugly stepchild, once removed. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JabbaNoBargain No. 8 Share Posted June 11 (edited) Do they have to be younger? They really seem like a drunk uncle at this point. Hillbilly cousins. Spit-balling here lol. Edited June 11 by JabbaNoBargain 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Marsh No. 9 Share Posted June 11 Former step sibling lost in the divorce. We have no relation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUCati855 Moderator No. 10 Share Posted June 11 Rodents in our pantry. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Washington Waddler Moderator No. 11 Share Posted June 11 IMO, what they require is a complete reimagining that accurately describes what their program has become: directionless, dead in the water, beached derelicts. They should now be the Oregon State Jellyfish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JW Approved No. 12 Share Posted June 11 "Annoying Neighbor Kid". PittDuck nailed it! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven A Moderator No. 13 Share Posted June 11 On 6/11/2024 at 12:54 PM, Washington Waddler said: They should now be the Oregon State Jellyfish Without the sting. 2 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Fischer Administrator No. 14 Share Posted June 12 On 6/11/2024 at 4:40 PM, Steven A said: Without the sting. We love you Steven A.! "The KING of the One-Liners" 1 Mr. FishDuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyin Vee No. 15 Share Posted June 12 Eddie Haskill. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastBayDuckDad Moderator No. 16 Share Posted June 12 One or two broken strands of DNA and they become the Oregon State Nutria. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haywarduck No. 17 Share Posted June 12 Doesn't happen too often, but sometimes you just have to say, 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
