My Duck-Buddies,

 

I cannot stand even hearing the words, "Pac-12" anymore, because the Pig-2 and the other Mountain West teams are an abomination to the name.  When I think of all the national championships won in the conference in all sports--and the current six in the new Pac earned how many?

 

Damn few.

 

It is revolting that the name is used with the current group...which is why they kept it and are spending untold millions to buy teams into it, instead of reverse merging with the Mountain West.  They are coasting on the name, as they did for decades, while being overpaid for what they brought to the conference.

 

I am drawing a blank, but we need to come up with an alternate name for the new Pac-12, and I appeal to this amazing community to come up with one we can refer to, and perhaps might catch on elsewhere.

 

Something appropriate for this level of competition...

 

 

The Scraps

On 9/22/2024 at 10:48 AM, 30Duck said:

The Scraps

Working, working, working....the Scrap-12?

 

So far..

 

Or we could just take a letter off and make it the....Crap-12?

 

The Pacific Alternates Conference,

also known as the Scab-12.

Those are all very good first stabs. Could probably fish around some B12 sites from the last couple years to find a lot of ideas.

 

I’d lean towards scrap-12 myself, adds a bit more oomph than just saying they suck. Be nice to find three letters that work, that’s what made the PIG2 so brilliant 😂 

 

I'm sure Seattle U and Grand Canyon are doing great things in the historic WAC!

Edited September 22, 2024Sep 22 by JabbaNoBargain

I really like the “Scrap-12” because that really describes what the current conference is.

 

ORT-12 is spot on, but no one would get it lol

Edited September 22, 2024Sep 22 by JabbaNoBargain

Brat Pac?

USC.

 

united state conference.

 

Required to have state in your college name. 

The TRANS?

 

Transcontinental if they take USF.   Transition if they are all still hoping for a Big12 invite.  Transaction looking for money.  Transfixed on bitching about former rivals.  Transexual if they still long for their original conference and demanding equality.

State Universities Conference,  The SUC-6.  

They can always expand to the SUC-8, SUC-10, or even the SUC-12!

 

Either was, they will still suck!

Oh I like that!  SUC -6. Perfect!

Crap 6 refs...blew another call.   SUC 6 is good though 

"The Leftovers"

SUC by PittDuck is fantastic. Probably is my vote.

I also like BrokePACMountain.

 

New Occidental Temporary Association.  NOT A Conference.

 

Pretty poor, I know.  Must have coffee....................................

I think they should be called PMC. The Pacific Mountain Conference. No number designation need...so they can grow/shrink as needed.

I like "Scrap-12," but preferably without the 'S.'

 

But if I was seriously looking for a conference name for this group of misfits, I like criticalducks "Pacific Mountain Conference." And I think "Pacific Mountain West" would work as well. 

On 9/24/2024 at 2:57 PM, Desert Duck said:

"Pacific Mountain West"

Not demeaning enough!

 

On 9/24/2024 at 2:59 PM, Charles Fischer said:

Not demeaning enough!

 

Sorry... it was a temporary moment of weakness 😉😄

I was just going for a name that takes the PAC designate from their "league." I'm tired of their crap and don't want or need to waste anymore energy on them.

 

Their schools, administrations, and fans are ridiculous. First, complaining that OBD and Fuskies "left" them behind in a deal to move forward. Second, scheming and "winning" in court (in the dust bowl of WA) the money that nearly every school earned. Finally, saying that the garbage they pulled on the MWC is completely above board when compared to what transpired in the B1G.

 

Again, they're theives and with the way they have managed their schools,while in the PAC, they'll have to drop much of their athletic departments. That will be when they gather in the "town square" with their pitchforks to storm toward the catsles of the evil empire of Eugene and Seattle.

 

Good riddance!

On 9/25/2024 at 9:22 AM, criticalduck said:

I'm tired of their crap and don't want or need to waste anymore energy on them.

I will admit that I am getting to that point as well, and that is saying something! They are a G-5 team, and there is no amount of lipstick that will change that.  We know it, and everyone knows it; let them pretend--who cares?

 

But we should not lose money any further playing them in Corvallis, let alone Eugene.  The originally scheduled game against Texas Tech would have pulled a TON more eyes to Oregon's game that week.

 

On 9/25/2024 at 9:36 AM, Charles Fischer said:

We know it, and everyone knows it

 

 

The Hills are Alive with the Sound of it.

 

F-Pac-W

 

The article below is revealing because it is by someone from the other side of the country.  While sunshine is a great disinfectant, it is also exposes the truth about those bothersome rodents and company.  

 

MSN

WWW.MSN.COM

 

OSU/WSU will never fit the mantra "Looking good Billy Ray .....Feeling good Louis!"   They fit more with you can't polish a turd!  I digress.  Have a great day everyone.  BLAST the BRUINS!!

Lack12

Little League II

PAC 2 and seven other dwarfs.

I would flip it around to CAP-12.

 

It's the common lingo in schools right now that "cap" means you are lying or faking it. My son is always saying "That's cap." When he sees or hears something that is trying to deceive us.

I haven't seen this name suggested and so I'm gonna throw it out there.  For those of you that still have kids at home, you'll recognize the dual meaning of the name.  Folks, I give you the 

 

SUS-12

 

Hear me out.  There are too meanings here.  One is that all of these schools seem to be State Universities, so State University Schools - 12.

 

Now, the dual meaning is that "Sus" is shorthand for suspicious and these schools are suspiciously masquerading as relevant.  So, there ya go.  The new power 5 conference, the SUS-12.

 

 

SMAKT 12-.....

THE CONFERENCE FORMERLY KNOWN AS......

The Punk-12

Conference of Chumpions 

Hack-12

The Homeless Shelter

The Faker's Dozen.

The Six Pac plus (we hope) two. 

 

For Sinatra fans, the Rat Pac.